April 14th, 2013

I am a prince
Long may I Reign (x)

(via ladyof-fire)

April 13th, 2013

morrissarty:

the best of tumblr confusion

(Source: thranduskul, via 87daysbefore)

homolampkin:

jeeperscreeepers:

baturday:

Right this way, sir, your room is ready.

The second GIF, “RAAAHHH UNHAND ME, I AM THE NIGHT!”

I know I’ve rebageled this before but like I liTERALLY CAN’T HANDLE HOW FUCKING ADORABLE THIS IS

SOBS GROSSLY BECAUSE BATS

(Source: batblogging, via oh-shit-an-eldritch-abomination)

schnickledooger:

writer-on-fireee:

I am a reader. I am a writer. People assume I do these things to escape. You couldn’t be more right. I’m escaping a world I don’t like. A world I have no control in. In this world, I am nothing. I am a color, a height, a weight, a number. But in the world of books and writing, I am amazing. I am powerful. I am different. People are better. Worlds are endless. Change is possible. Life is manageable.

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(Source: writingfromyheart, via riddlemetom)

April 12th, 2013

bestrooftalkever:

bearpope:

faintfamiliarity:

talesofinfinitude:

matthewhasting:

ryeisenberg:

leeeeni:

thebeabook:

doctorbeifong:

A truly MINDBLOWING lesson on the origin of American Southern accents.

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The gif could not be more perfect in describing what just happened.

yay historical linguistics!

This is so cool!

#southernandproud

Well, that was fucking awesome. 

I really just can’t with really thick southern accents, but that’s probably because the majority of my negative experiences with people have been southern people.

Well, that was informative.

Welp. How bout it.

(Source: ask-changeling-lyra-open, via ladyof-fire)

davecrow:

classyshippingblog:

psilentasincjelli:

slowpoke:

nsfwhumor:

Sex in Video Games

I SPAT EVERYTHING THE SIMS 

poRTAL

THE ZELDA ONE THOUGH

THE ZELDA ONE

TETRIS THO FUCKING TETRIS

(via apsychopsychic)

victoriouscrush:

fluffydog:

One-Punch Man

What a good comic.

(via heckboy)

Sherlock's sexuality.

  • Steven Moffat: Sherlock wants sex with women. He just abstains from it.
  • Benedict Cumberbatch: Sherlock's straight, he just has a bromance with John.
  • Martin Freeman: Sherlock and John...They're in love.
  • Mark Gatiss: SHERLOCK'S GAY FOR JOHN. THEY COMPLETE EACH OTHER. FORGET SUBTEXT, LET'S JUST MAKE IT HOMOEROTIC.
  • #ON A SCALE OF MOFFAT TO GATISS HOW MUCH DO YOU SHIP THEM
April 11th, 2013
January 1st, 2013
  • year is 2392
  • child: mommy i can't sleep
  • mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
  • mother: CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON, THERE'LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE. LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REST, DON'T YOU CRY NO MORE.

“I’ve been wondering all along if you would turn out to be that lovely girl I met on May Day. Why were you scared then?”

(Source: sleepy-edits, via thatbluebox)

Ana Teresa Barboza

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December 31st, 2012

niggercakes:

hungarian:

say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period

alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie

(via kilgore-doubt)